• Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

one-two-whatsinthestew:

actual photo depiction of finals week at my school

wittyandcharming:

muchadoabouttruffles:

Okay, just hear me out for a second.

Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.

darning-socks:

fanfiction is nice until you’re threatened with being a character in it

poorartists:

Paige Bradley created one of the most striking sculptures I’ve seen in recent times. Her masterpiece, entitled Expansion, is a beautiful woman seeking inner piece but fractured and bleeding with light. “From the moment we are born, the world tends to have a container already built for us to fit inside: a social security number, a gender, a race, a profession,” says Bradley. “I ponder if we are more defined by the container we are in than what we are inside. Would we recognize ourselves if we could expand beyond our bodies?”

poorartists:

Paige Bradley created one of the most striking sculptures I’ve seen in recent times. Her masterpiece, entitled Expansion, is a beautiful woman seeking inner piece but fractured and bleeding with light. “From the moment we are born, the world tends to have a container already built for us to fit inside: a social security number, a gender, a race, a profession,” says Bradley. “I ponder if we are more defined by the container we are in than what we are inside. Would we recognize ourselves if we could expand beyond our bodies?”

Buffy the Vampire Slayer + Season themes (x)

attack-of-the-feels:

have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account”

rointheta:

"It’s designed to have six pilots, and I have to do it single handed."

When he straightened again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him. 
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow- we’re identical!” 
"I dunno, though, I think I’m still better-looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle. 

Part 2 of Box 5

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared